My Goldfish

The other day on the way to school Maddie was talking about one of her male friends. I happen to have had this boy as a student and after she finished telling me something he said I casually asked............

So, do you like him- like him?

She immediately replied............

Oh no, he's just my goldfish.




Huh? I asked..............

He's your what?

She said.............

You know, he's my goldfish. A goldfish is something you like, it's a pet. It's a pet but not like a dog or a cat- since you kiss and hug your dog or cat. You like your goldfish but you wouldn't want to snuggle up next to it. You wouldn't want to flush it down the toilet or anything either. So see............ he's my goldfish.

That girl cracks me up!!!